Bret Michaels - Party Rock Band lyrics

My album s**s, the critics say I can't sing and I can't play All I care about is s** and money I look out-dated, I think that's funny But I'm too shallow to really give a damn Cause I sing for a party rock band In '86, fans ripped out my hair Now it's '96, there ain't none there The girls used to talk dirty to me But now it just really hurts when I pee But I'm too stoned to really give a damn 'Cause I sing for my party rock band Bi-s**ual girls, come get to know me You can be my two and only I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man My agent says I need publicity Told me act depressed, they'd take me seriously So wrecked my car into a telephone pole Tried to date the singer from Hole But Courtney didn't love me Don't they understand? 'Cause I'm a shallow minded, s** cravin', don't Care about nothing unless I'm getting laid Party rock band.