Bret Autrey - Fanny Pack lyrics

- All vocals by Mark Salomon - [Intro] Who do you think you are? I don't believe this! (What? What?) (What? What?) (What? What? What? What?) I don't believe this! Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? (The fanny pack, the fanny pack) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? (The fanny pack, the fanny pack) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? (The fanny pack, the fanny pack) (What?) I don't believe this! [Verse 1] Ten decades ago, give or take Never was much good with time I stood up straight and mostly imitated Every bada** I could find Every punk rocker, every hippity hopper And every legend in my mind Here's the new me, now reality free! Young, dumb and mostly blind Storming stages, fanzine pages Keep moving and the show goes on Let's film the track, now hit the playback Whoa, something's horribly wrong! (What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? There's an idiot on the screen Someone hit pause, collect my jaw Good god, the jacka** is me! (Whoa) Hey! [Chorus] (What? What? What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? Oh! (What? What? What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? [Verse 2] I'm never gonna be much of a mystery And I'm never gonna outrun time I'm old and cold and not all that bold And I'm not the brooding kind I dropped my ball of rage (alright) Going through some phase Scattershot and I lost the plot Might've smoked the final page (smoked the fi...!) Oh! To be oneself To preserve one's mental health And not look back through a mirror cracked And see somebody else Wiggle where you wiggle Jiggle where you jiggle Try and stay true to the you that is you Stand up straight and giggle, giggle Hey! [Chorus] (What? What? What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? Oh! (What? What? What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? [Bridge] (Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack?) Hey! Oh! What? What? What? What? What? What? (Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack?) Hey! [Chorus] (What? What? What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? Oh! (What? What? What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? Hey! (What? What? What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? Oh! (What? What? What?) Who's the jacka** in the fanny pack? [Outro] Who do you think you are? I don't believe this! (What? What?) (What? What?) (What? What? What? What?) I don't believe this!