Brentalfloss - Zelda With Lyrics (NES - Overworld) lyrics

Do you recognize this music? Well, duh! Why? 'Cause it's the motherf**in' Legend of Zelda! Here we go now! I'm an old man and this cave is my home Take this, it's dangerous to go alone Now, journey across a spooky land You hold in your hand A sword that shoots laser beams Won't you feel like a man Dressed up like Peter Pan? On a quest greater than your dreams! (Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy) Go, Link, from here to over there You'll find Ganon's lair Come on, it's your destiny! Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified Purchase the strategy guide from me (Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now) Zelda is helpless and distraught But mostly she's hot So hurry! Just steady thy course Go find that Triforce Then take it by force! And maybe she'll touch your wang Touch your wang, touch your thang Rang-a-dang-a-lang-a Go, Link! Get your man on! Seek out Ganon! Go invade his barricade! Stick your blade in, save the maid and You just might get Laid! Whoa-oh-whoa-whoa-whoa It's dangerous to go alone Take this!