Brentalfloss - Mushroom Kingdom (G-Rated) lyrics

Mushroom Kingdom, you're a scary place There's a teacup copter with a scary clown face, Oh schmoop, it's King Koop. Mushroom Kingdom, he will make you cry Unless a hero comes to save your populi... Of fungi. Oh my! Mario! Busts out of a pipe! Your hero has arrived! He'll save your extra life! Mushroom Kingdom, now your castle's breached. Koopa's gonna have your precious Princess Peach in reach. Mushroom Kingdom you are growing wild Who will battle this redhead stepchild and win? (Again.) It's him! Yeah! Mario! He gets mad superpowers From eating leaves and flowers And he can go for hours Mario! Grab that tail real tight! Spin with all your might! And watch King Koop take flight! Mario! (Yeah)