Brentalfloss - The Pokémen! lyrics

The old professor never told us what we were really doing We went into the tall gra** to become masters of our discipline Or so we believed From the explosive cult group The Protomen Comes a brand new rock opera inspired by a video game! The Pokémen! There's a story of a schoolboy Who set out to capture creatures in a ball He would try to catch 'em all This callow trainer, he had a rival He was my grandson, and he had the will to win What was his name again? Get ready for 15 new tracks of the glam rock pretense you've come to love! Pikachu, go! Let's catch a wild Articuno Now with even more liner notes So you sort of have an idea of what's going on in the story! Thrill as they switch from folksy rock to '80s pop before your very eyes! "Ketchum, use the creatures," they said "It's the prime directive" But Charmander used me! And it was super effective Prepare to open your hearts and your wallets Pika, Pikachu Pikachu, Pi-Pikachu Pika, Pika, Pikachu Pikachu, Pi- For The Pokémen! Ice type! Fire type! Electric type! Rock type!