Oh princess, listen to me! I was human but now I'm amphibian, oh Ribbity ribbity ribbity ribbity I will answer to Frog although my real name is Glenn Kiss me Yes, I like eating june bugs No, I'm not very tall But I'll worship you, warts and all Um, awesome Uh, except I'm really not into frogs Wait, hear me out! I'm not finished! Oh Frogs all follow a very firm moral code Ribbity but never flibbertigibbity You will find I am not your average Mr. Toad (Get it?) I won't turn into a prince Or dance with you at the ball But I will worship you 2-4-6-0, warts and all So what do you say, sugarbu*t?