Brentalfloss - Corey lyrics

Every day I open up my laptop And log on to ScrewAttack.com 'Cause there's a special someone I'm longing to gaze upon What a very special person Who I can't wait to see At least she's very special to me Corey Baby, what's your story? You're the only girl on ScrewAttack And even though Jose's got a nicer rack I'd do anything for you, I'd even buy a Power Glove To smash a question box and find the power-up of love The things I feel for you are self-explanatory Oh-whoa-oh-oh Corey Verse two! Corey, there is no category With which to describe the way you make life fun You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach, and Lara Croft in one I'd be honored and obliged if you'd trade consoles with me I could plug right into your Xbox and you could mess around with my Wii Now I know I'm cra** and vulgar, but it's not meant to be derogatory Oh-whoa-oh-oh Corey Yeah! I know I'm not so great at subtlety When it comes to writing odes And I'm always gonna have to struggle with the fact That you don't like Battletoads No! And I know I'm not that smart I can't even tie my own shoelaces But I don't care if you burp No, baby, I don't care if you fart And I would eat chicken salad right outta your braces Right outta your braces, yeah! Corey, let's write our own love story Show me how to find your hidden castle Even though I'm bald and kind of an a**hole All the G1's agree, baby you're a f**in' prize And I wanna be in Corey's Corner one day If you know what I'm sayin' guys You're a cla**y, cla**y chick I just wish you were a little more who*ey Oh-whoa-oh-oh Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa Oh-oh-oh-oh Corey Yeah!