Brentalfloss - Zelda II With Lyrics lyrics

Link! You're on the alert again So put on your skirt again! Get ready to fight till it hurts Have a nap, take a squirt Begin another adventure through the countryside! Kickin' some a**! Kickin' some a**! Kickin' some a**! The baddies are on the rise since Ganon died Stay off the gra**! Stay on the road, get off the gra**! The yellow road is your priority, you're sorta like Dorothy Man up! You'll have to fight your shadow hand to hand (Again, just like Peter Pan) There will be rats (radical rats!) with boomerangs Link, is that your wang? Hyrule is strange, every new game it changes, The map rearranges and I don't know where to go Zelda is comatose, maybe she overdosed, By the way what happened to your bow? Here we go now Link you are patrolling, sidescrolling, and Ganon's trolling Sure, this title's clunky and funky, but look, a monkey! You must gain XP (In P bags) Like an RPG (Yes, P bags) Still though, run away (La la la) From the KKK, what the Link! Go stab a statue so that you can heal your a** dude Don't whine that it's harder, you martyr, now go walk on water! Learn to thrust up and down, visit a tiny town This lady gives you care, what does she do in there? You get an extra life from Zelda merchandise, now go forth Your adventure is nigh! You shall go to d**h Mountain, fly fly! It's called d**h Mountain 'cause you will die Why is this part so hard, Jesus why? But not halfway as hard as the end Just expect to get bu*traped, my friend 'Cause your shadow is set to attack He knows all of your moves, plus he's black He might be Ganon's ghost but you have to persevere (Believe me) Or just use this here (Game Genie) Link you must prevail (For Zelda) Link you must not fail, now go! So once again you've saved your countrymen from certain d**h Your sleeping beauty is awake but watch out, morning breath You will have more daring escapades, Challenges along the way Maybe you will learn to play the flute some other day But for now Look, buddy you saved the world Yeah, buddy you got the girl You did really great! Celebrate, have a date, procreate Link you win! Yeah!