Brentalfloss - Wii Shop Channel With Lyrics lyrics

You will buy these things You will buy these things You will buy these things Welcome to the Wii Shop Channel We have software and games to sell So we wrote this hypnotic tune Which turns your brain into a prune Oh yeah, pruny brains The kind of brains that buy stuff Even games that no one ever played (Yeah, we've got lots of that) We've got cla**ics like Chew Man Fu Who could forget Neutopia II? Double Dungeons and Dragon's Curse They sound fun right? Now grab your purse! We want your cash, mit no frivolous distractions Minimal design! Simple, pure and light! Here's the bottom line: basically, it's white Catchy music, it makes you buy And it's so fun to watch you try It may take you a thousand clicks Party like it's 2006 Buy the game, it's better than a cartridge Who would want to blow a faulty cart? (Gay and lady carts!) You need Wii Points to buy our stuff It looks like you don't have enough You must input your credit card And we purposely made it hard Ha ha ha ha Look at your face You just clicked for twenty minutes Then we switched the side where you click for Yes Do it all again! Trollin' for the win! Yeah! Mein little Wii We're gonna make a strange, clunky little store program And we'll use the money to buy beer and spam! Buy some stuff, and then please buy some more stuff That's my song about the Wii Shop Not to be confused mit eShop Please shop at the Wii Shop till you die Or if you're not old enough, ask your parents for help