Brentalfloss - Priest Lightnin'! lyrics

Why, this Popemobile will be autocratic! Dogmatic! Melodramatic! Why, it'll be Priest Lightnin'! (Priest Lightnin', Priest Lightnin', Priest Lightnin') We'll have me chillin' in the back in a huge gla** box, oh yeah (Pope Frankie, ooh, Pope Frankie) Lamborghini hood with a chrome-plated cross, oh yeah (Expensive, so expensive) On the rear-view all we need is some Fuzzy rosary beads We're flyin' down the pa** Just to make the midnight ma** in Priest Lightnin'! (Hosanna, Ho-Hosanna Ho-) I said, a-go Priest' Lightnin' you're really worth the lavish price (Priest Lightnin'! Lo, Priest Lightnin'!) Go Priest Lightnin' you're runnin on the blood of Christ! (Thanks Jesus, oh, thanks Jesus!) Waggin' fingers at the world In my pretty little pearl, Priest Lightnin'! (Hosanna, Ho-Hosanna Ho-) We'll get some vinyl bucket seats with a prayer bench in between (Get fancy, ooh, get fancy) Communion wine spigot and a built-in wafer machine (Expensive, so expensive) And we'll race it through Iran Just because we Vat-i-can! When we take the moral route We'll be burnin' the hell out of Priest a-Lightnin' (Hosanna, Ho-Hosanna Ho-) Go Priest Lightnin' I'm ready to pontificate! (Priest Lightnin', lo Priest Lightnin') Go Priest Lightnin' you're makin' everybody straight! (No h*mo, no, no h*mo!) Spreading Jesus' love around While we mow some heathens down We could give the poor some bread But let's buy this car instead The altar boys'll kneel Because now the Popemobile is Priest Lightnin'! (Forever and ever and ever and ever and amen!)