Brent Paschke - Drank (.5 Mix) lyrics

[Intro: Spose] OK, Spose, and Girlicious [Hook: Natalie, all three] In the next three minutes, if I don't get a drink You ain't seeing pink, you ain't seeing pink In the next two minutes, if I don't get a sip You ain't getting sh**, you ain't getting sh** In the next minute, if I don't get a shot We ain't getting hot, we ain't getting hot In the next five secs, if I don't get a gla** You ain't getting a**, boy, don't even ask [Verse 1: Nichole & Spose] I see these boys, and uh, they always think (Uh...) "If I can hit it, I'd be the dopest" (Such a f**ing tease) I look like s** (Uh-huh), with no regret (Yup) So Mr. Arie, go get me something [Pre-Hook: Chrystina, Natalie & Spose] You won't get a chance 'less you spend it Tell the bartender, have him send it (I'll be right back) La, la, la, la, I'm still here waiting Blah, blah, blah, blah, you just keep stuttering (But, but, but) [Hook: Natalie, all three] In the next three minutes, if I don't get a drink You ain't seeing pink, you ain't seeing pink In the next two minutes, if I don't get a sip You ain't getting sh**, you ain't getting sh** In the next minute, if I don't get a shot We ain't getting hot, we ain't getting hot In the next five secs, if I don't get a gla** You ain't getting a**, boy, don't even ask [Verse 2: Chrystina & Spose] Like, "Oh my gosh," I think he looks lost (Look at that) You pay the cost or I ain't going near that box (Not in yo' box) Until the taxi, until I'm tipsy If you can't please me, then I'll be saying "next," peace [Pre-Hook: Nichole, Natalie & Spose] Jump on it, time is tickin' If you don't come quick, I'll be bouncin' (Wait, um...) La, la, la, la, I'm still here waitin' (What was your name again?) Blah, blah, blah, blah, last call is coming [Hook: Natalie, all three] In the next three minutes, if I don't get a drink You ain't seeing pink, you ain't seeing pink In the next two minutes, if I don't get a sip You ain't getting sh**, you ain't getting sh** In the next minute, if I don't get a shot We ain't getting hot, we ain't getting hot In the next five secs, if I don't get a gla** You ain't getting a**, boy, don't even ask [Verse 3: Spose] Girl, I said I'm sorry, really, honestly, I tried You've no idea how hard it is to get a drink when you're 5'5 In line, behind a guido and a yuppie And a tool and a douche and a skater and a junkie Wish I was a little bit taller Be quicker when I'd tried to get your liquor for some dollars And I know you wanted Redbull vodka Had my credit card, but I lost it Then my other one got declined But I stole you this Bud Light lime, girl Armpits sweaty, stench of a yeti See this other brother got you drinks already But lady, maybe we could still get down Let me hit it in the whip like I was Chris Brown [Bridge: Chrystina] You wanna holla, so spend that dollar Give me some alcohol, oh, yeah I'm so impatient, boy, I ain't playing No [Interlude: Natalie & Spose] Hey, what's up, girl? Patron, yo no se porque no tengo un bebida en mi mano No, I don't speak Spanish Yo no se, diga me porque That's hot, I just have no idea what you're saying [Hook: Natalie, all three] In the next three minutes, if I don't get a drink You ain't seeing pink, you ain't seeing pink In the next two minutes, if I don't get a sip You ain't getting sh**, you ain't getting sh** In the next minute, if I don't get a shot We ain't getting hot, we ain't getting hot In the next five secs, if I don't get a gla** You ain't getting a**, boy, don't even ask [Outro: Spose, other guy] What the? Where is our drink? I don't know, Nic I don't know girls, I have no clue What is taking so long? So bullsh**, Nat I wanna drink He was cute... Wait, wait is that... Yo, who is this guy?! Ay, yo, yo, yo, shawty, here's your drink Finally! Finally you bring the... You took forever, you idiot! Dude, where did you come from, I've been here... Oh! My God! Oops... Oh my God, all over my shoes He spilt it Are you serious? Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I said I'm f**ing sorry, chill out We need to leave right now, valet! Valet immediately Oh my God, who do they think they are? That's ridiculous