Brent Knopf - I'm the Man to Be lyrics

I'm a hanging happy sock tonight My hotel's on the Katong line Can't focus an in vitro mind If only I could think But the belt's too tight Can't reach a cotton ball to dry The little teardrop underneath my right eye I can use my Louis Vuitton tie If only I could think but the belt's too tight I'm peaceful cause my dick's in sunlight Held up by kites Cause I'm the man to be I couldn't get ahold of my big sister When I tried to call her just to tell her that I missed her I called and cried to room service instead I'm drinkin' Malin and Goetz under the bed I can't move I can't talk I can't sleep I can't walk I can't move I can't talk I can't sleep I can't walk Can't leave me up a crick all night Erin Brockovich is not my wife I'm such a baby I could totally cry My hands are so sticky and the belt's too tight I'm peaceful cause my dick's in sunlight Held up by kites Cause I'm the man to be I'm peaceful cause my dick's in sunlight Held up by kites Cause I'm the man to be I'll be the one in the lobby in the collared f** me shirt The green one I'll be the one in the lobby in the green collared f** me shirt The green one [Interlude: Matt Berninger & (Cleaning Lady)] (Hello?) Hello, come on in (Um...) Sorry, I'm just-hello? (Yes!) K, come on in (Okay, thanks) Sorry, yeah... (It's okay. How's everything?) It's great Take just a little sample of a sample Of wet sage and rusting honey s**le for example I'm not afraid to die a little tiny bit I just don't want it to hurt coming out of it Can't move I can't talk I can't sleep I can't walk Can't move I can't talk I can't sleep I can't walk Mama's on the spectrum Daddy's on the borderline I'm from f**ing Delhi Not f**ing Over the Rhine I'm peaceful cause my dick's in sunlight Held up by kites Cause I'm the man to be I'm peaceful cause my dick's in sunlight Held up by kites Cause I'm the man to be I'll be the one in the lobby in the collared f** me shirt The green one I'll be the one in the lobby in the green collared f** me shirt The green one I can't even look at reviews anymore I score an 8.6 on a f**ing par 4 Hanging like a ragdoll from the door Cause I'm the man to be