[Verse 01] I want to keep my money And give away absolutely nothing To the government who moderates my spending And obliterates depending on what time of the year Brutality is near In the form of income tax I'd rather take a f**ing axe To my face, blow up this place With you all in it, I'd do it in a minute [Chorus] If I could write off your murder I'd save all of my receipts Because I'd rather you be dead Than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant I'd rather you be dead I'd rather you be dead [Bridge] Prepare the laser-beam I'm gonna use it tonight Engage the laser-beam It's gonna end your life We're gonna use it tonight [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] [Outro] Be dead now Be dead now Be dead now Be dead