Brendan Kelly and the Wandering Birds - Boardin' USA lyrics

There's a groovy new craze and it's really, really making a scene, now It can make you go totally nuts, if you know what I mean, now All you need is a rag and a cold, dark room, a pitcher of water and some restraints too Just tie your dude down, baby, come and waterboard with me Well, he'll cry and he'll shake and he'll tell you that it feels like he's drowning (waterboard, waterboard) Then you say you'll take the corpse of his son and throw it back where you found it And the next thing you know, he'll be singing a tune Then you can cut him loose and send him back to his dune Yeah, you can hear the waterboarders screamin' all over the bay Well, I know it's torture when the sun goes down But I wanna know what they're all thinkin' about Let's take that 8 year old girl, and let's strap her down Baby come and waterboard with me When the sun comes up, I'm haunted by the screams and the shakin' But that all fades when I smell you cooking eggs with some bacon A little bit of breakfast and some coffee too And a guy who's got some explainin' to do He's already starving and he's black and he's blue And still he's waterboarding all day Waterboard. Let's do the waterboard Whoa