Chorus Stoners etiquette Don’t torch the whole bowl don’t slobber on the jay and don’t be an a**hole Stoners etiquette Puff puff pass be about it it’s not a microphone speak without its Stoners etiquette you’re going to learn not to let the joint burn if you drop it then you better skip a turn Stoners etiquette ash it before you pass it can you remember that sh*t Stoners etiquette 1st Verse Don’t call me to smoke if you don’t have your own if you’re sick then I think you really better smoke alone be courteous by removing every stem and every seed don’t take an extra hit even if it’s your weed if you’re going to roll up a spliff then you better announce don’t just smoke up somebody’s bud and then bounce no babysitting in the smoke session no exception nobody should be holding cannabis hostage and have a conversation we’re going to have a confrontation if you’re smoking my sh*t without asking don’t be killing my vibe when I’m smoking and relaxing don’t hog all the green especially when it’s not yours don’t be a stingy b*tch that everyone ignores try to block the lighter from the wind when we’re outdoors if you don’t know how to smoke then you shouldn’t partake never lace the weed nobody wants a headache never drop a glass piece try to avoid police try not to kill the mood that’ll make me upset never pass a jay or a blunt that is soaking wet if you brought weed we could all benefit if you brought weed don’t be inconsiderate never babysit hurry up and take a hit what the f*ck happened to Chorus 2nd Verse I don’t want to hear anybody say that I smoke too much if you’re going to roll up a dutch then you better put in a crutch don’t claim any buds or the roaches don’t rat on anybody if a cop approaches always offer the guest the first hit never babysit and if you notice the bowl is cashed don’t pass it clear the chamber and never throw a bong always bring a stash so we can get along don’t act higher than you really are don’t lie if you show up late don’t expect to get as high never complain about how it’s rolled or packed pocketing someones lighter is unacceptable that’s a fact if you spill bong water clean it off the floor don’t tell people that you’re not high just so you can smoke more skimming out when matching others is a bad first impression if you pass out then you shouldn’t be in a smoke session if you show up empty handed on the reg you’re a fu*king disgrace never lace the weed or blow smoke in a friends face whoever rolled it up is in control try not to torch all the top green in the bowl try not to cough on the piece be respectful don’t ask me to smoke when you say you just quit don’t ask me to smoke when you don’t have sh*t and if you can’t roll well then don’t fu*king do it Chorus