Breezy - My Movie lyrics

Intro Warning this movie contains adult content drug content language not suitable for pussies violence crude & s**ual humor explicit content & dialogue an... some... other... sh**... 1st Verse (Breezy) SHEAH I'm feeling groovy smoking a doobie like this is a Cheech & Chong comedy truly colder than Ice-T doing karate like I'm Bruce Lee the star of this movie I'm playing Hercules the villain named Breeze spending the weekend at Bernies blowing trees eyes slanted like I'm Japanese an I'm way more cool than LL Cool J an more colder than Ice Cube in Friday cut to the next scene I'm in the bathroom doing rails with Avril Levigne an I'm about to drill Rapunzel & Cinderella calling me a fine fella so I gotta shoot a hella load all over the stella now I'm back at a party getting poon with Reese Witherspoon & Brandy an I got 'em both in my van once I held out my hand & gave 'em some candy man these "Earth Girls Are Easy" when they're around me & Bill Cosby I will take you out like a vigilante this is "MY MOVIE" Chorus (Breezy) Wanna be a star wanna be in my movie try to shoot but miss me you will all just be history villains in a comedy action packed mystery we're really going hard in it written & starred in it (2X) 2nd Verse (P1) Ay yo this rap sh**'s like a movie I'm just writin' the script superstar at a flick I got your chick bittin' her lip what I do with my pen & pad some say it's a gift I'm just piecing these words together like I'm editing clips it's hard to imagine any Goofy's being a threat you aint gettin' no props so you can't even be on the set riddle me this why're you even wasting your breathe we streamin' on Youtube you still on VHS take a seat in the front row an get your popcorn your raps s** you're getting f**ed though & this is not p**n you got a Sharknado flow sh** is so whack how're you going to be a star p**y you don't know how to act I'll tell you what when I yell cut "JUST SHUT THE fu*k UP"