I can't take no trying to make you smile It's me, your total geek in Love you so much, why I make you cry I do some stupid things, but I can't wait till you come home tonight I'll be your total geek in love You make me feel That as often as they pull my pants down I can't be beat I'm a double armored super X-man I'm made of real steel I can't take no trying to make you smile It's me, your total geek in Love you so much, why I make you cry I do some stupid things, but I can't wait till you come home tonight I'll be your total geek in love You are my heat pad You're the iodine on my black eye when You turn down the mean men Who might push me round And beat my head in You make them all see me If big bullies kick sand in your face I'll buy the book and hit the weights I'll make them cringe in fear and go away I can't take no trying to make you smile It's me, your total geek in Love you so much, why I make you cry I do some stupid things, but I can't wait till you come home tonight I'll be your total geek in love