Breaking Laces - I Used to Be a Boy Scout lyrics

Merit badges, merit badges made me rich in knowledge of the woods and the mighty clove hitch But missing from the string of the wisdom pearls Was a sk** award telling you how to get girls Still I go out to the bars every week to try and meet her And what do you mean, what is a troop patrol leader? Yeah, I heard it all before, I know you think it was lame But, girl, if you are drowning, guess who's gonna save you? I used to be a Boy Scout And I wonder, can you help me out I'm looking for a Girl Scout A Thin Mint for my hungry mouth Klondike, Klondike, riding through the snow We did, and won the crowd, even though our sled broke And, yeah, those gold nuggets didn't add up to cash But there's no amount of money can buy a full sash Which, draped across your chest, makes you look a little regal And everybody knows that you're hanging with an eagle If you're lost in the woods hiking on your "vacay" Give me a compa** and a map, I'll help you find the way I used to be a Boy Scout And I wonder, can you help me out? I'm looking for a Girl Scout A Thin Mint for my hungry mouth Thrifty, clean, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, friendly I can start your fire without using lighter fluid I can do a lot of things that you might think are stupid If we're stuck in the rain on a desert island set I'll gather up some birch bark, it lights when it's wet I used to be a Boy Scout And I wonder, can you help me out? I'm looking for a Girl Scout A Thin Mint for my hungry mouth For my hungry mouth