Brandon Wolf Hill - Voice Mail lyrics

[Narrative] (Action) Who the f** said that? Hi, okay I'm Justin Roley, what's your name? What the f** b**h, no (What the f**) Hi, my name's Amanda I can ride a horse but not a co*k! (Whoa! b**h!) *Weird-a** Sound* You sound like a goddamn whale I swear to God, you do that in my face one more time The sa-li-va is real Did you see that? You think she know, you think she know But she don't know Don't know what b**h? She don't know nothin because you know what, she can't even ride on a dick Okay, this is some creepy-a** sh** Who can't ride on a dick anyways What? My grandma did it Yo grand- I'm sure your grandma did too What? Bit- NO, no that's disgusting, you think about your grandma.....? Everybody gotta... do it Do what!? National Geographic style, you know-(What!?)-with the titties and the fish thingies? b**h no You know, with the fish nipples? What? You know what I'm talking about No, I don't What the f** Don't count like that Don't count like what? Hahaha you know-(no, that's not funny)-or that 70's titties that look like baloney sausages-(what??)-just spread all over in front of that motherf**er You're gonna ruin my favorite sandwich That's why I love me those baloney sandwiches I love baloney sandwiches too, yeah, but I don't think about titties b**h, that's stupid, what the f** Damn Oh, I gotta stop talking.... why... why? You should because you're stupid Okay I'm back, okay I fell asleep just for a minute Just for a minute... I literally shut my eyes and fell asleep Oh! (oh sh**!) My God, I fell foward Oh wow There's a light on and I still fell asleep Ugh, what? I can hear these motherf**ers outside They sound-