Brandon Waugh - TV (Freestyle) lyrics

[Verse 1:] It was Monday, sitting bored in my room Was listening to beats on my brother's Zune Til I gave up and said "Wonder what's on the tube?" First channel, some guy is trying to sell me a Snuggie MTV got a song about some dance called the dougie Watch SpongeBob on Nick Click to Starz to catch a flick My TiVo's about three pages thick Most of it's Blue's Clues The rest are game shows where everyone seems to lose Except this one dude who always seems to be "winning" Two and a Half Men Woodstock: Now and Then Running outta shows, surf to CNN [Verse 2:] TBS got Family Guy Commercial for the master of thighs But that's nothing but lies Don't buy stuff off the TV They don't work, you'll see Once sec, gotta click to NBC Can't miss Letterman Tonight he got Federline Tomorrow I'll come up with a better rhyme But I don't got time tonight Almost time for Saturday Night Live Before that, wrestling, watch the champ take a dive Kick off my shoes, watch the evening news And after the Late Show with K-Fed Time for this MC to head to bed Peace