Brandon Waugh - Outro (Hidden Bonus Track) lyrics

[Verse 1:] One more song, yo here we go Yo thanks for coming out to the show I hope ya enjoyed yourself listening to a poor white kid flow And I want y'all to know that I didn't make much dough Only sold 5 copies cause my production sk**s are sloppy And my recordings end up soundin' choppy But I don't really care It's a style all my own Don't care about the East and don't represent the West I'm just that poor kid in high school who think's he's the best Thinks he's been blessed But really I'm just a pest I can't rap at all So Check Out This Flow What? Yo I represent the 509, Wenatchee, Washington I'll be up rappin' until I'm runnin' out of oxygen Cause I'm a mad metropolitan and if ya don't like that you can write your congressman While reading Cosmopolitan And eating ice cream that's flavored Neapolitan But even then I won't let up cause I rap for the grace of God He's the reason y'all are bumping my CD Makin' yo speakers thump and ya can't wait 'till I drop an LP Cause the EP ain't enough, ya need more, ya want more It's on the way yo I sit and stare into the pad at night askin' Him for more inspiration The foundation of my stuff that'll never make a radio station But I spread it across the nation even without a label They can't tell me nothin' BranFlakes Records yo and God is the manager [Verse 2:] Yo I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wi-, Ah wait, wrong song Yo the beat changed Got my words all rearranged And I messed up, got Skee-Lo on the brain No not Cee-Lo yo forget him Haha, get it? This is some dark stuff man but don't worry the meanin' of this song's still the same If only I knew what the meanin' was I could tell ya, if I only had a brain Maybe even explain why in Seattle it always rains And why Bad and Evil live in the fast lane They should be more like McQueen and just slow down Drive into an old ghost town, meet a friend, fall in love Rise above the hustle and bustle of everyday life Settle down and talk with yo wife But now, flash back to reality And what you're about You ain't got a wife, you're only 15! But yo, I seen the way you look at Irene She's a year younger, only fourteen You know she likes fancy cuisine So you ask her out and she's like "I'm dating Eugene, you knew that" "But go ahead and ask Christine out" [Spoken:] I lost my train of thought Huh? Oh well Thanks for listening everybody! Peace!