Brandon Paul - Hebrew National lyrics

[Sampled Intro] (Lets see what we got in here) {I've got a surprise for you} {Hebrew National salami} (Well, mmhmm) (I don't believe that. I don't believe that) {Nope, you don't have to believe it at all} [Verse 1] I've got bad news for y'all, busters My words tend to toss into the curb They got guttered I f**ing broil so much, I'm this planets top puffer Do not touch a girls stomach, the spread is not bu*ter Plus she saved my cum for hot supper That knob s**ers on a mission for a twat rupture She called me the number one co*k thruster On tape trying to sell her videos at blockbuster And rednecks call her the dirty bathroom Trucks stops love her And she smells like hot mustard, do not touch her Oh yeah, I think we've got another plot structure Filled when it was stumbled stop stutters So she stopped stuck with more kids than, what? ..A cow utters.. uh, yeah.. (uh huh) Um, So please give me a movie role Where I can throw darts at cucci holes Transmitting bits and clips of computer codes On stage dancing like an a**hole wearing stupid clothes Don't lose control, karma's a b**h, that'll bruise your soul If we got the Green Bay, I'm a packer of a Super Bowl Man, i'm super cool. Yeah, I'm super cold Like the winter days, on Christmas day You had no presents, Jimmy Page (unwrapping presents) (Open now b**h) Dumb dude is snapping While I'm crapping on these captains and Playing the guitar on where they were camping Like Eric Clapton Also dancing, they're on c**aine but I'm on LSD Mixed with the d** they gave to Manson Umm, both Charles and Marilyn, f*ggot Swallow that! ATM Bad taste in your mouth [Sampled Outro] (Oh I've got to get undressed for that) {Yeah, you have to many clothes on}