[Verse 1] I am bottled fizzy water And you are shaking me up You are a fingernail running Down the chalkboard I thought I left in third grade Now my only consolation Is that this could not last forever Even though you're singing and thinking how well you've got it made [Chorus] Who are you? When will you be through Yeah, it's just a phase It will be over soon Yeah, it's just a phase Yeah, it's just a phase [Verse 2] Call it women's intuition But I think I'm on to something here Temporaryism has been the Black Plague And the Jesus of our age I know I must sound opinionated Maybe biased and quite possibly jaded But sooner than later they'll be throwing quarters at you on the stage [Chorus] [Outro] And I am waiting for it to be over too