Bran Van 3000 - The Answer lyrics

Jesus Christ was a superstar A pimpin' big daddy with a Lincoln Town Car Drove it real fast with the fly-a** hoes Playing chicken with the devil for the greatest applause First came the question And then came the answer And then came the ultimate question: Are you happy? Then the messiah, alright Lost and found with the resurrection And with tools of deep precision With the schools of thought complexion Teaching us the brain expansion It got heavy, we started dancing Bran van three grand We don't have to make it Complicated Act like a man, boy We don't have to make it Complicated I said come comma comma comma some more Kick up the club floor, that's what ya came for Leave your big booty round at my front porch And leave your big ugly frown back out the back door Forget your big plans, your high ideals Cause it's a quicksand for the way you feel When they put you down the river and they leave you squeal Come on, squeal like a pig how the summer girl feels We're leaving, leaving our machine this very evening They're programming your head So stop believing No need to complicate, it's all illusion Anyways, I feel the machine's got boring Bran van three grand We don't have to make it Complicated Act like a man, boy We don't have to make it Complicated Hey Charlton Heston Moses did alright without a handgun If you're horny for god let Dizzy give some I'm Dizzy D, no one the finer The queen and king, from here to China All the ladies love to give me the boom boom boom boom Back to my room where it's hurry hurry hurry and wait A bottle of crisp and a pasta plate Kick up the love baby, down the hate Cause the bran van brothers do not complicate Say hurry hurry hurry rush You're moving so fast that you're out of touch Money money money got your head in a mush Now Bush has got the bu*ton, is he gonna push? Well, some little joker got a dot-com deal About Internet wiggers and keepin' it real You're sweatin' like a fool to put the gravy on your meal And now you just found out you lost your s** appeal Bran van three grand We don't have to make it Complicated Act like a man, boy We don't have to make it Complicated The answer... (Can you take me higher?) ...is in the dancer