Bralitz - Couchdrifting lyrics

[Intro] One, two, buckle my shoe [Verse 1] I'd like to thank you once again For being my common sense I probably would've hit that man With the bottle I had in my hand But you were there to talk some sense into me You said, "Man, don't you know manslaughter is a felony? Yeah, these guys are dicks, but take it from me It isn't worth getting locked up in a penitentiary" [Verse 2] Pay attention and you might sense Someone's been laughing at your expense Such a peculiar train of events It can't all just be coincidence I woke up this morning not knowing where I was I'm feeling uneasy, and I think it's just because I've got some things I've got to figure out Thanks again for letting me sleep on your couch