Brad Wood - Polyester Bride lyrics

I was talking, not two days ago To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know And I asked Henry, my bartending friend If I should bother dating unfamous men And Henry said, "You're lucky to even know me You're lucky to be alive You're lucky to be drinking here for free 'Cause I'm a s**er for your lucky, pretty eyes" And then he said Do you want to be a polyester bride Do you want to hang your head and die Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here And I was sitting, not two days ago Feeling lonely 'cause I'm just feeling low And I asked Henry, my bartending friend Why it is that there are those kind of men And Henry said, "You're lucky to even know me You're lucky to be alive You're lucky to be drinking here for free 'Cause I'm a s**er for your lucky, pretty eyes" And then he said Do you want to be a polyester bride Do you want to hang your head and die Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here Princess do you really wanna flap your wings and fly 'Cause you've got time He keeps telling me, you've got time But I don't believe him, you've got time I keep on pushing harder I keep on pushing farther away But he keeps tellin' me, baby He says baby, yeah Do you want to be a polyester bride Do you want to hang your head and die Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here Do you want to be a polyester bride (away from here) Do you want to be a polyester bride (away from here) Do you want to be a polyester bride Princess, do you really wanna flap your wings and fly away from here