Hey, ugly, you've tried the d** Now you gotta realize that you're not enough To be a celebrity like all the people on your TV You could do with a nip and tuck And a major operation that could f** you up You're grafted onto the scene And implanted in a limousine If you never wanna act your age Well you're always as young as you wanna feel If you never wanna biodegrade It's six to eight weeks to completely heal Count backwards, here comes the numbness Don't be afraid, it's just the taste of blood, yes You'll feel free with a little plastic surgery All alone like a hit and run, and you're so pretty when you bite your tongue Oh yeah, you're gonna be seen black and blue on the silver screen If you never wanna act your age Well you're always as young as you wanna feel If you never wanna biodegrade It's six to eight weeks to completely heal Everybody says: baby that you're something And nobody's ever gonna know what's underneath your face 'Cause I know, it's gonna be nice to say God gave you all the gifts that you got today And I know it's gonna be nice to say you hate Everything changing just 'cause you're famous