When you're five years old And you walk downstairs And catch your parents on the couch Playin' some game That looks like half-dressed mouth-to-mouth Well it's a shock to your system And your brain starts spinnin' And you make yourself a pact When I grow up I ain't ever gonna do that Chorus Yes, you will If your lucky you will know just how that feels You step into a pair of shoes That you swore you'd never fill You say you won't But Yes, you will 'Fore long you got Your drivers liscence And the world seems like it's yours Except for the fact That you've got to be home by ten of course And that makes you mad so you throw a fit And slam the door as you leave the house You yell "when I have kids I'm not gonna care How late their out" Repeat Chorus Well you know how your grandma and grandpa Are happy just sittin' 'round the house Wearin' clothes that are out of date Talkin' 'bout the old days And draggin' photo albums out And you sure do love them But I mean come on now You won't ever be that way Repeat Chorus Oh you can say you won't But yes, you will