I filled up two shopping carts late last night The one was full of fishing gear, the other Miller Lite The checkout-lady laughed and said 'You think you got enough' And I said 'Yeah, You're probably right', and filled another two carts up Gonna catch all the fish Gonna drink all the beer Gonna head outta town We're not staying here Might take all day Might take all year 'Til we catch all the fish 'Til we drink all the beer So I picked up the boys at dawn and we were on our way It hadn't been ten minutes before Jimmy's cellphone rang His old lady asked him how long we'd be on the lake And I said, "You tell her we're staying here however long it takes" Gonna catch all the fish Gonna drink all the beer Better warn her now Better make it clear Might take all day Might take all year 'Til we catch all the fish 'Til we drink all the beer Just as long as there's a can left in that cooler Just as long as there's a ba** left in that lake That just means we still got some work to do here Just as long as there's still gas left in that tank As long as there's a can left in that cooler As long as there's a ba** left in that lake That just means that we still got some work to do here As long as there's still gas left in that tank Well, we caught all the fish And we drank all the beer And we ran outta gas Now we're stuck out here With lots of empty cans And worthless fishing gear 'Cause we drank all the fish And we caught all the beer Well, I mean we caught all the fish And drank all the beer