I remember saying I don't care either way Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen And said "You see that thing right there well you know what that means" And I started wondering who he was going to be And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride hes bike to fast End up every summer wearing something in a cast He's gonna throw a ball and break some gla** in a window down the street He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my payback if he's anything like me I can see him right now knees all skinned up With a magnifying gla** trying to melt a Tonka truck Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on That'll be his first love til his first love comes along He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens And heaven help him if he's anything like me He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing gra** He's gonna get caught skipping cla** and be grounded for a week He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my payback if he's anything like me