I just wanna be loved I just wanna be extraordinary I'm just your everyday average white guy On the radio Whoa-oh-oh I just wanna be loved Like the English people love their spliffs and curry Like a kid loves money from the tooth fairy Like Tubaka loves Han Solo Why can't you see That I'm only Everything you want? How come you give Just enough to Keep me hangin' on? I don't care what you say, You're gonna love me someday! I don't mean to talk so tough, I just wanna be loved, Loved, loved, loved, loved, I just wanna be loved, Loved, loved, loved, loved, I don't know how to surf, But I'm really really good at karaoke Maybe I'm not just an average white guy Except down there, In case you care that life's not fair Why can't you see That I'm only Everything you want? How come you give Just enough to Keep me hangin' on? I don't care what you say, You're gonna love me someday! I don't mean to talk so tough, I just wanna be loved, Loved, loved, loved, loved, I just wanna be loved, Loved, loved, loved, loved, Cause you like shiny things, Like diamond rings, Sushi and Hybrid cars Poker chips and Queso dips And getting thrown out of bars I don't care what you say, You're gonna love me someday! I don't mean to talk so tough, I wanna be loved, You like chocolate ice cream But you hate your mother! Can't you see that You and me were Made for one another? I'm your biggest fan You understand there'll Never be no other You're the best girl, that's for sure I don't care what you say, I just wanna be loved, And I don't mean to talk so tough I just wanna be loved, I don't care what you say, I just wanna be loved And I don't mean to talk so tough I just wanna be loved, L- (ugh damn it)