I walked the whole nine yards Across town and missed the boat I gave your diamond ring To the rough part of the sea I left a pocket full of sunshine In my other jeans And then it rained cats and dogs And I'm allergic to them all YEAH Try not to think about it Try not to dwell on it But I like to worry myself sometimes About things I can't control I didn't wear a smile today I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2] Embraced my red letter day And then the mail didn't run I stopped to smell a rose But ate sh** and poisoned oak I went out on a limb And a little bird told me off I took one for the road And drove directly into a wall C'MON Try not to think about it Try not to dwell on it But I like to worry myself sometimes About things I can't control I didn't wear a smile today I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2] My trucks broken down My stomach feels sick My phone just died and my neighbour is a dick I lost my wallet My back hurts, My knee hurts But who am I to complain I didn't wear a smile today I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day (Should never of got out of bed) I didn't wear a smile today I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day This ain't my week this ain't my year this ain't my day [x2]