Bowling For Soup - Evil All Over The World lyrics

[Verse 1] A sweetheart in Atlanta, Georgia Screw your friends in Paris, France They're freaking nuts in California They don't wear no underpants They'll walk all over you in New York City Don't get me started on Amsterdam They'll f** you over in the Carolina's Australia and Japan [Pre-Chorus] Yeah they may be pretty These monsters we call girls Doesn't matter what city They're evil all over the world [Chorus] They're evil! (Evil, evil) All over the world Girls are evil! (Evil, evil) All over the world They always want your money They always want your time Their body is a weapon And they're messing with your mind They're evil! [Verse 2] They'll wreck your car driving in Daytona Drink your booze in New Orleans Give you a virus in your Silicon Valley Not even sure I know what that means Even in the great state of Texas They'll shoot you down like Jesse James From El Paso to Corpus Christi They're all the same but with different names [Pre-Chorus] In America they're called chicks In England they're called birds It doesn't matter which country They're evil all over the world [Chorus] They're evil! (Evil, evil) All over the world Girls are evil! (Evil, evil) All over the world They always want your money They always want your time Their body is a weapon And they're messing with your mind They're evil! [Instrumental] [Bridge] Clearly I'm just joking And having a little fun We wouldn't be here without them Because even your mom is one [Chorus] And mom's are evil (Evil, evil) All over the world Girls are evil! (Evil, evil) All over the world They always want your money They always want your time Their body is a weapon And they're messing with your mind They're evil! [Outro] (Evil) (Evil) Girls are evil! (Evil) Girls are evil!