She works at hot topic His heart microscopic She thinks that it's love But to him it's s** He listens to emo But Fat Mike's his hero His bank account's zero What comes next Same song, different chorus It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop She left him for staring At girls and not caring When she cried cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up Same song second chorus It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 Don't forget to delay On the very last word Seven years later He works as a waiter She married a trucker and he's never there The story never changes Just the names and faces Like Tommy and Gina They're livin' on a prayer Did you just say that I said It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 It's stupid, contagious (Same song, different chorus) To be broke and famous (Same song, different chorus) Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your rock hands (Same song, different chorus) My spiked hair, your new Vans (Same song, different chorus) Let's shoplift some sweatbands for Punk Rock 101