Ain't no girl better than my woman She is really fine She likes beer and guns and camouflage With a neck as red as mine But lately we've been having trouble We just can't agree She's been totally unreasonable And she talks 'bout leaving me My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more There's arrows through the windowpanes and arrows through the door A dead deer in the garden and a dead bird on the bedroom floor My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more We had a really nasty quarrel When I shot her dad I really wanted us to talk it out But she was really really mad He was out there picking berries I was drinking booze I swear I didn't know it was her old man I thought he was a moose My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more There's arrows through the windowpanes and arrows through the door A dead deer in the garden and a dead bird on the bedroom floor My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more There's arrows through the windowpanes and arrows through the door A dead deer in the garden and a dead bird on the bedroom floor My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any mo-ore