Botch - The Lobster Song (Rock Lobster) lyrics

We were at a party His ear lobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock They saw a rock It wasn't a rock It wasn't a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster Underneath the waves Mermaids wavin' Wavin' to mermen Wavin' sea fans Sea horses sailin' Dolphins wailin' Red snappers snappin' Clam shells clappin'