Boris Lechelt - JavaScript, What Are You? lyrics

Patois (English translation below): When me see dem a come me see dem couldn't compete JavaScript tek over all a di street Run pon machine and run inna di ether Dis how we roll and dis how we seet Dis ya superka me tell dem neva slow dung Like stream events from di virtual dom Push innovation till kingdom come Ultimately native apps have to succumb Legion you betta figure dis: Best people ya so, JSConf is di wickedest Keep a close distance, love like Winnie an Tigga dis Buss up di ceiling like bigganess JS rule like Agent Lexie Check pon di Internet we a di new s**y Dis a no German cartoon like Fix und Foxie A di realest ting dis ya no proxy JSConf a di bomb From far an wide people come Code run community bond We Invite the world fi find out how we roooolll English: When I see them come, I know they could never compete JavaScript is taking over all the streets Runs on machines and runs in the ether This is how we roll and this is how we see it This is superka, I tell them never slow down Like stream events from a virtual dom Push the web forward till kingdom come Ultimately native apps have to succumb Legion! You better figure this! The best people are here, JSConf is the wickedest Keep a close distance, this is love like Winnie and Tigga Bust open the ceiling like "bigger-ness" JS rules like Agent Lexie Check on the Internet we are the new s**y This is not a German cartoon like Fix and Foxie This is the realest thing this is no proxy JSConf is the bomb From far an wide people come Code run, and the community bonds We invite the world to find out how we rooooolll