Borderline Disaster - Crashing Castles lyrics

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Borderline Disaster - Crashing Castles lyrics

[Hook] Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone All my hope seems gone But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone When the orange, green, blue and the red unite, we get it right [Verse 1] I pick the blue knight f** green, f** red I'm gonna put up a fight with ice With my princess gone, fear of the kingdom echoes in my mind It's time for me to find my place and erase the evil from this godforsaken place From Home Castle to Barbarian boss Archers all around me They fight, their f**in' loss I'm on a mission now Four heroes with a sentence for d**h Chainsaws, carrots and sh** Motherf**in' noobs come at me and ask me if I came equipped Get your sh**, go to town Newgrounds hooked me up with a fat blacksmith Get to the back, fast act First come, first serve Backed by an animal juggling b**hes like cracked on Adderall Gandalf couldn't top what I got, burst of flames hit the spot Sadistically tricking the enemy into thinking I'm all alone Just know there's three more clones [Hook] Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone All my hope seems gone But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone When the orange, green, blue and the red unite, we get it right [Verse 2] It took days, but hey, my telescope sees ways The pirate ship, the ninjas flip, my defense sh** Where does it me man, the sand, a thousand scorpions at hand I'm on demand, can you handle the track? I'm camel back, kickin' a**, trippin' over sand traps Let me have at, grab at This animal kingdom, this freedom to choose Which one to use Bing! It came to me Giraffe so I can level up basically for free What the hell are these orbs and weapons I find Everything from s***in deer and camel spit blows my mind But that won't matter in a game of toss Spike the ball on their head, there goes another boss Then suddenly I'm s**ed into a ship Full of aliens, prison cells and sh** Just throw that switch b**h, and watch me make my escape Then suddenly, me and my crew are out of there safe [Hook] Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone All my hope seems gone But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone When the orange, green, blue and the red unite, we get it right [Bridge] Oh Oh-h-h-h Oh-h-h-h Oh [Hook] Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone All my hope seems gone But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone When the orange, green, blue and the red unite, we get it right Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone All my hope seems gone But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun