Bootsy Collins - What's a Telephone Bill? lyrics

[Intro] Hello baby Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again Oh, yeah, I'm loaded With verbal rap ability, baby You know you inspire me to poetry So listen while I recite naughty nothings That'll wet your eardrums I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby? What I'd like to do would be good to you And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through [Hook] I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment When you got time to k** And if I can get your love Then what's a telephone bill? [Interlude] According to way the way you make me feel I guess you'd call it obscene phone call I'm not a storyteller though, baby I'd rather be with you, me to me Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know You Excuse me if I seem obscene to you I'm being real and that seems the thang to do [Hook]×2 Oh baby, uh, well just hang on I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah I'd like to make sweet love to you [Interlude] Oh no, not that baby I wanna get real with you Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby Don't fake me out I love you, baby Let me see if I can hit that note again I love you, baby! Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby? I'd like to get real funk-kay [Hook]×3 Oh, oh I'd like to make sweet love to you [Outro] Maybe I'll manicure your toenails And uh, make sweet love to you girl Rub my body with yours Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you