I had a pleasant dream about beheaded hookers, dancing in the streets Once I had a job, but I lost I like a virgin doing lap dance Aha, so you've heard it too, tsunami surfers ain't coming back My girl is in the heat, so now I got to have her in a cage We hate goth and we hate smoking bans All the nasty habits lost and found Love tornado sure can take you down I've been feeding lesbos from my hand I don't really care, but I think your girlfriend gave me disease I still recall the day, when my Finkus turned me h*mos**ual I'm glad that we agree, that we both love the way of Bukowski Once I was a man, but today I'm more like Michael Jackson We hate goth and we hate smoking bans All the nasty habits lost and found Love tornado sure can take you down I've been feeding lesbos from my hand