Ain't no cure for love Ain't no cure for love There ain't no cure for love Ain't no cure Cupid was a blind man He must have missed his mark Shot an arrow in the air and hit me in the heart I went to see Saint Valentine Said Whats come over me? Daddy must have missed the chapter about the birds and bees You can be the King of diamonds You can cash in all your gold You could hire Johnnie Cochran Its too late to save your soul Don't need no shot, no ambulance Don't need prescription d** There ain't no cure for love They can find the cure for the common cold When the pushing comes to shove There ain't no cure for love Now someone call my lawyer I'm going to see my shrink I found myself in the j**elry store buying a diamond ring I went to see my doctor Said Won't you help me please? He said Son I'm sorry, its a terminal disease Can't get no love insurance Cupid draws his bow I ain't waving boys, I'm drowning Its a damn good way to go Don't need no shot, no ambulance Don't need prescription d** There ain't no cure for love They can find the cure for the common cold When the pushing comes to shove There ain't no cure for love You can be the King of Diamonds You can cash in all your gold You can hire Johnnie Cochran Its too late to save your soul Don't need no shot, no ambulance Don't need prescription d** There ain't no cure for love They can find the cure for the common cold When the pushing comes to shove There ain't no cure for love No aspirin No ambulance Or Voodoo you can think up Ain't no cure for love Ain't no cure for love Ain't no cure for love Ain't no cure for love There ain't no cure for love Ain't no cure for love Ain't no cure for love