When i was a little boy I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey While she was pregnant Unbeknownst to me I felt bad to say the least And when my little brother was born He had What they call "fetal alcohol syndrome" The kids used to laugh and taunt him as we'd walk to school Its about this time that i discovered a drug Called crack-c**aine And by the second grade, i had my cla**mates hooked And in the fourth grade i threw a big crack party, everyone was invited And i got a girl named cynthia to blow my little brother for a fix And no one would f** with us After that