There's a song tonight that I don't want to sing Seems like I'm complaining about something I've lost interest in So I'll sing "bada ba, bada ba, ba bada ba" Here we go again There's a crowd tonight that I'm not going to please Feels I'm desperately reaching for something that was there for like a day It went away, now I've got nothing left to say So I'm not gonna stay, going "Hey! Hey! Haha! Hey!" Baby, I won't impress you no matter what Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it s**s, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch And would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it s**s, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch There's a man tonight that I don't want to meet Feels like I'm competing to be famous hoping one day I can be On a list of d-rate celebrities I think I would rather leave, I've got my bag over my sleeve And my ticket out of town expires tonight Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it s**s, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it s**s, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch With everyone you'll ever meet Continue being awkward in all social surroundings Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it s**s, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young? Well it s**s, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch I'm not feeling very young these days