Bomb The Music Industry! - Never Trust A Man Without A Horribly Embarra**ing Secret lyrics

Remember when we danced at shows? Before we all stood in the back We sang guilty pleasures so damn loud our lungs were sore The competition can't compete with that I guess I got back on the horse As I get on another plane I'll try to ride it less, mom, and be more responsible But we both know dad and I are the same So I need damage control Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me Fire in the hole Soon I'll be falling backwards as expected I don't know if I wanna do this for you Yeah, I don't know if I gotta do this for you Oh, I don't know if I'm gonna do this for you Yeah, but I'll do this for me This isn't how I pictured me Standing on the side, pocketing hands Answering your questions boringly and humorless I'm not as important as you think I am I don't want to make new friends My friendships always end up in a blaze I just wanted to be something that I'll probably never be A happy, well-adjusted human being So I need damage control Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me Fire in the hole Soon I'll be falling backwards as expected I don't know if I wanna do this for you Yeah, I don't know if I gotta do this for you Oh, I don't know if I'm gonna do this for you Yeah, but I'll do this for me Me, I won't impress Everyone's obsessed with this whole mess of impressions they want to make I'll bore you with kindness But once you know you won't impress you'll find that being nice is nice for its own sake You don't need damage control Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me Fire in the hole Soon I'll be... Falling backwards, stealing your beers Crying loudly, singing Green Day Pumping my fist, getting stared at Making phone calls saying that I miss the days back when I had real fun I don't know if I wanna do this for you I don't know if I gotta do this for you And I'm sure as sh** not gonna do this for you But I'll do this for me So it can be my fault It can be my fault It can be my fault Yeah