Can I stop my life so I could just be with you? Let's hightail to Hawaii on a plane I'll embezzle what's left of my band fund To take necessary action to destroy what I have made You and I, we'll move to New York City I'll get a temp job, you'll start your career I'm not being fickle, just realistic The air is moist but it never gets too cold this time of year So tell me was it worth it? Answer before I get in my van To drive into the Pacific Where I'll probably never see your face again Say the word and I'll put my guitar down I'll be sad but at least we'll both get laid We'll start to fight when I start to resent you And we'll both agree the thought was nice but I should not have stayed Take the I-Whatever to desolation And now fast food's reminding me of you So I'll write postcards and I'll forget to send them Thanks a lot, I lost my mind and now I'm losing you So tell me something awesome That can last my whole life sentence in the van 'Cause I'm on the SS Ambition to nowhere And I'll probably never see your face again So tell me something awesome That can last my whole life sentence in the van 'Cause I'm on the SS Stupid Goals to nowhere And I'll probably never see your face again 'Cause I'm on the SS Bullsh** Dreams to nowhere And I'll probably never see your face again