Body Count - 99 Problems BC (Rock Mix) lyrics

So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one Hit me! 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one! If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest I got a b**h from the North, I got a b**h from the South I got a b**h who like to s** it long and hold it in her mouth I got a b**h with air, a b**h with none A b**h with a knife, a b**h with a gun A b**h with an a** big as a TV set And there’s a b**h over there, Hey, the one I’m gonna get or maybe not! She might not like me, though No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though. Or I rock the whole damn heard f** them all and leave them on a curb. I got a b**h with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling, Who likes to f** me with an a** upon the kitchen sink. I got a b**h with tits, a b**h with a** A b**h with none, but hey, I give her a pa** And I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one Hit me! 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one! If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one I got a b**h this old, a b**h this new A b**h who loves velvet and the colours blue. I got a b**h this fat, a b**h this built A b**h who all the titties give powder milk. I got a b**h who’s funny, a b**h who ain’t A b**h who can sing, a b**h who can’t I got a b**h who loves f**ing on an airplane I even got a b**h who have soul train. I got a b**h who owns rock top bands, long ends! I got a b**h who’s broke as a plum But she’s the most fun! I got a b**h who plays piano, a b**h who don’t A b**h who dances naked, a b**h who won’t A b**h who’s short, a b**h who’s tall A b**h who burns my phone and probably calls And I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one Hit me! 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one! If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one I got a b**h who loves the G She’ll f** you right after she f**s me. I got a b**h who loves boats I got a b**h who loves handcuffs and ropes. I got a b**h that’s fast, a b**h who’s slow A b**h that’s a virgin, and a b**h that’s a hoe. A b**h that lies, a b**h that’s true, A b**h who’s a man, because your b**h is too! I got a b**h this cool, a b**h this hot, A b**h who loves rap, a b**h who loves rock A b**h who’s lost, and one who knows where is at She gets up on me and purrs like a cat. I got a b**h that runs, a b**h that walks A b**h she yells, a b**h she talks, A b**h this dirty, a b**h this mean A super fan b**h that I not to [?] me Then I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one Hit me! 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one! If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one