Bobby Kritical - 100 Joints lyrics

[Hook] Yeah uum No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day Yeah [Verse 1] Hop up out that motherf**er swagging Hop up out that motherf**er dabbing Had an old school on some 'rellis Used to go to school in some Bally's Flexing Macho Man Randy Savage Oh I'm 'bout to let these n***as have it School of hard knocks I graduated I got all my rims straight from Bailey's Yeah Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe No matter what they say 100 joints a day I had 'em pre rolled all yesterday You need your pa**port for our second date You know I'm fly n***a rocking reptiles I'm whooping on this beat like a step child Big ring and a charm to match Ya my role model was Project Pat Life is too short, n***a born to mac I hop up out that coupe n***a rat, rat Hating on the style I hope you die today I hope they a** don't find your a** for 30 days Mind on my money, money on the stage Ain't judge a book by its cover turn the page I like her on the pole that's the business n***a As soon as she get off I'mma kick it with her [Hook] Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe Don't matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day [Verse 2] Time to switch it up for 'em Time to flip it up for 'em Got a Masi on the corner Pull it out when I want to Pull your b**h when I want her Marijuana in the joint Codeine in a Styrofoam, that's getting to the point East Point in this motherf**er College Park in this motherf**er West Side in this motherf**er The best died in this motherf**er My damn street know I'm riding through it Four four two on the hood Do this sh** here for the hood Why you n***as sh** on the hood? Two two three at the sunroof n***as spitting like one tooth Turn around and see white smoke when I leave out the mic booth I'm tight n***a that's known Put gold on the white coupe Put gold on the white tooth Put gold on my wife too [Hook] Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day Yeah Laying by my chopper, its laying by my safe No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day Laying by my chopper, its laying by my safe No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day, lil' b**h