Bobby Jimmy & The Critters - Big Butt lyrics

Big bu*t, a Big bu*t There I was just walkin' down the street When these real fine ladies said "Come have a seat" I tried to sit down, in the chair And my bu*t just spreaded it everywhere I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t... Huh, a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t - huhh I'd like to drive a car but my bu*t's too wide My car's the one that leans to the side I was driving down the street to the picture show My bu*t hangin' out the car window My bu*t's real big, I don't care I ride the bus they charge me double-fare I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t... A Big bu*t, a Big bu*t - Break down! Scratch it. Scratch it Scratch it, scratch it Scratch that bu*t! I don't have to scratch (No) I don't have to cut (No) I don't have to scratch (No) Huhh, I'm a human big bu*t! Huhh, huh-uh-huhh a-huh-a-huhh (etc.) I got a big bu*t, I am a good sport I clear the lanes on the basketball court I work real hard down at the gym Tryin' to lose some inches of my big rear end I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t... A Big bu*t, a Big bu*t - huhh I was going to the game to see the L.A. Raiders Couldn't get out of those little elevators I was trying to get out, I was doing my part... All of a sudden I think I had to... go eat a hot dog! Huh-huh, heh heh-heh I got the real big bootie in my neighborhood All the girls like to slap me cause it feels real good I like my big bu*t because it's so unique Not everyone has a custom-made toilet seat Huh. huh-huh, huh, huh, huh-huh I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t Big bu*t, a Big bu*t (Bobby Jimmy) Big bu*t, a Big bu*t Big bu*t, a Big bu*t (repeats) Ya know baby, this is Bobby Jimmy Yes I got a big bu*t When I sit around the house I sit AROUND THE HOUSE Hah heh-heh-heh heh yes, yes, yes-yes I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t Big bu*t, a Big bu*t Big bu*t, a Big bu*t Big bu*t, a Big bu*t