[Intro] "Hi, Claude again. You remember I told you about my cousin when I was 15? Well, the year after that, I k**ed this kid, Louie. Bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger, hahaha! I got away with it, haha! But erm, I wanna apologize to Louie. I'm sorry Louie, hahaha!" [Hook (x5)] Bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger [Verse 1] I knew this motherf**er named Louie Every day the n***a talked sh** but today he tried to do me He rolled down my block with a pistol and a stare A black khaki suit and dooky braids in his hair The motherf**er thinks I'm slippin' But I got my gat and a bat and a 40 and I'm sippin' Waitin' for the fool to get out the car The stupid motherf**er thinks I'm a star But I'm not I'm the type that'll kick the n***a's a** Fast Eazy E's a n***a that'll blast Hold up, wait, the n***a started to load his gat I grabbed my bat and ran around the back, yo He's at my window, thinkin' I play Nintendo But the stupid n***a don't know I'm behind him so He dropped the gat like a stupid motherf**er So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger [Hook] [Verse 2] I knew this b**h named Peaches She often wanted me to f** her trampy a** on the beaches But bust it, yo, Peaches Be f**in' around with me, instead of f**in' her man She's bu*t-naked with my dick in her hand, yo As soon as Peaches started s**in' I saw this motherf**in' n***a behind my car, and he was duckin' So I told the b**h to hold on You stupid b**h, put your motherf**in' clothes on I wonder if this n***a's tryna jack me Cause I ain't got my gat with me, sh** The n***a started runnin' up fast I thought he was gonna blast, so I hid behind her a** She started howlin' out "wait" I banked her in the face But the punk n***a pulled out mace He asked the stupid a** b**h did I mug her So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger [Hook] [Verse 3] I'm a motherf**in' psycho and I don't give a f** about 'em I k** the n***a, cut off his dick, so you know I got 'em Cut his vein, ate his brain, left the n***a for dead Now it's a gallon of blood, drippin' from under his bed ("Oh, no! What happened to my lover?") b**h, I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger b**h tried to call the cops, f** that I gotta take the girl out with my motherf**in' bat Cause I ain't doin' ten in the pen For a b**h and her dead-a** boyfriend So I gotta k** the ho I'm reachin' for my weapon slow That's when I notice some n***a standin' by the door The little n***a said "don't k** my mother" So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger [Hook] Sorry, Jimmy *evil laughing* He's dead *evil laughing* I'm sorry, Billy *evil laughing*