Bobby Bare, Jr. - Jesus Sandals lyrics

My Jesus sandals are missing I think I left them on the back of the stage With the angry divorcee Who was trying to help me get away They were like sleds made of gentle leather They would always carry me safely through I don't wanna put back on my boots... I don't wanna but I'm gonna put on my boots And this really is no hoax My toenails are buried and not breathing Bending, yellow, and coarse I don't wanna put back on my boots... I don't wanna but I'm gonna put on my boots